Bam Wiederaufladbarer Bullet-Vibrator

This thing is 0% intimidating, an all-around perfect size, and has enough density/heft that it doesn’t feel “cheap”. It’s absolutely *not* a deal-breaker, but as others have mentioned, the intensity setting seems a bit backwards. Intuitively, it should increase from low to high, since everything is controlled from a single button, but it starts at high, then med, then low, and then 7 other various “pattern” settings to tap through if you want to just increase the intensity for the “steady” setting. I do reccomend getting two, though, so you don’t get distracted by worrying about battery life (bc there is NO indicator beyond “Fully charged = green light, charging = red light, not dead = vroom vroom, dead = sad click of desolate silence”. Srsly, if you’re still figuring out how to get yourself off (some of us grew up in incredibly conservative and/or sexually repressive environments, ok?) or suffer from ADHD-induced edging, get an extra bc I *swear* there’s a voyeuristic little vibrator gremlin out there getting its rocks off by watching ppl’s batteries die like RIIIGHT when you’re juuust about RIGHT THERE. It’s also just nice to have a backup- mine died after a month, which is why I gave this 4 stars; I’ve seen this complaint on a few too many reviews for Vedo to have neither addressed it, nor actually done something about it (without requiring you to have saved all of your packaging, etc like a hoarder). Same description each time: fully charged, green light, turns on, dies,…